Even as a baby, Einstein had to be smarter than this

Shhh dads, please, keep it down!

Go back inside the sports bar, onto the golf course, into your fishing boats, or downstairs into your man cave.? I realize there are only a few places men spend their time, but hide wherever you can, lest the brain trust at Baby Einstein figure out that there is indeed such a thing as a man cave, or that dads even exist.? Performn’t blow this, or you might end up having to (swallow hard) raise your children.?babyeinstein

Think I exaggerate?? I dare you to visit babyeinstein.com and try to find a dad cuddling-with-child.? Although I can’t say I covered every page, I did come across one lone male somewhere buried in the “For parents” section.? However, the ratio must be something like 1,000,000-to-1.

Either Baby Einstein is run entirely by women, or a by management staff who foolishly believes women make all purchase decisions, or their stock photography database simply includes no males.? Who am I kidding, it’s probably all of the above.

Albert Einstein’s name is synonymous with intelligence, but I think even he’d be scratching his head over this stuff.